Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Six Ways to Be Annoying on Christmas

1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back
and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town,
Santa Claus is coming to town..."

2. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly
complain about how you never get to join in on the
reindeer games.

3. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front
teeth..."

4. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and
eat the best parts first.

5. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.

6. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a
little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a
picture of a snow man and this poem:

'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop
All you get is the snowman's poop!'

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents

You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year. Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

*sigh* It's blizzarding. Excuse me as I find ways to entertain myself. LOL!
Posted by Vixen :: 4:20 PM :: 9 comments

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